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written by Playmaker on 01/07/2010
At the start of the new year, we all make resolutions, Here are some for you to make, and you can decide whether or not you need to work on these:
- Pull up your damned pants.
- Turn on your blinker to indicate your intention to come into my lane, not to indicate that you have already started moving.
- Do not vandalize your own neighborhood -- why would you shit where you sleep.
- For the love of God, please stop reading blogs that claim Obama is not an American citizen. If a person claims this lie to be true they are an idiot, and you are an idiot to believe idiots. Likewise (and more so) for taking part in the Muslim myth.
- Don't get all road-ragey on me when I'm going 5 over on the freeway. 70 mph is fast enough.
- If I have met you once, it is common courtesy to acknowledge my existence the second time we meet -- even if you don't like me.
- If you fail to move on a green light, don't flip me off when I honk to remind you to fucking drive.
- Please make an effort to understand that the laws regarding texting and driving apply to you. As do all of the other laws and rules.
- You don't have to reply to every single text I send to you.
- Being in traffic is like being in a queue at the movies, and all the rules apply: no cuts, be polite and so on.
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