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01/07/2010
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At the start of the new year, we all make resolutions, Here are some for you to make, and you can decide whether or not you need to work on these: - Pull up your damned pants.
- Turn on your blinker to indicate your intention to come into my lane, not to indicate that you have already started moving.
- Do not vandalize your own neighborhood -- why would you shit where you sleep.
- For the love of God, please stop reading blogs that claim Obama is not an American citizen. If a person claims this lie to be true they are an idiot, and you are an idiot to believe idiots. Likewise (and more so) for taking part in the Muslim myth.
- Don't get all road-ragey on me when I'm going 5 over on the freeway. 70 mph is fast enough.
- If I have met you once, it is common courtesy to acknowledge my existence the second time we meet -- even if you don't like me.
- If you fail to move on a green light, don't flip me off when I honk to remind you to fucking drive.
- Please make an effort to understand that the laws regarding texting and driving apply to you. As do all of the other laws and rules.
- You don't have to reply to every single text I send to you.
- Being in traffic is like being in a queue at the movies, and all the rules apply: no cuts, be polite and so on.
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